Man Made DIY

So, I guess the first item of buisness is: yes, there's a penis museum. Sigurdur Hjartarson runs the Phallological Museum in the tiny Icelandic fishing town of Husavik, known for its whale watching and, well, the fact that it has a penis museum.

Since its founding in 1974, it's reguarly brought thousands of visitors each year, with its  "170-centimeter (67-inch) sperm whale penis preserved in formaldehyde, lampshades made from bull testicles and what the museum described as an "unusually big" penis bone from a Canadian walrus." But, despite its success over the last thirty-five years, it's still lacked one essential specimen: a human… read more

Pardon the blunt title, but there's really no getting around this one, is there?

Created from 72” x 18” worth of "leather-hard" clay and copper paint, the Penis Envy lamp stands atop a wooden base, with a quartz sphere at its capital. And sure, it costs $8,000, but this is a decor piece that'll keep on giving - no more worries about small talk with that couple who just moved in across the street, or how to keep your bosses' children entertained. Even your best of friends will never tire of discussing… read more