Blood Bath Shower Gel
Forget about Cool Citrus Basil and Cocoa Butter…all the cool zombies wash their decaying flesh in cherry-scented o-positive. “Now you can bathe yourself in true horror movie style, and recreate your favourite scenes from Dracula, Psycho, and Twilight with our ultra realistic bag of blood shower gel.”
The real trick will be finding the best way to hang for the ultra-creepy experience. This kind of stuff never gets old.