Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Truth: I’ve never punched another human being. Been punched? Yes. Did it hurt? Yes. But made a fist and landed it on human flesh? Never. And don’t plan to. I’m a maker, not a fighter.   But that doesn’t mean I haven’t thought about it, and I’ll admit, I’m a little curious as to what it’d be like. Particularly with brass knuckles. But, my politics will always get in the way, so I’ll have to figure out another way to make it work.

Like, perhaps, punching a giant pork loin or a big ol’ chuck roast? This Knuckle Meat Pounder provides for a much more “hands on” but equally succesful and way more fun way to bust up long meat fibers. Definitely worth the extra bit of hand washing. Plus, you can play with it while watching old movies and feel like you’re tougher than you actually are. Well, than I am.

Design is everywhere. Knuckle Meat Pounder: $12.95 [What On Earth]